if my body were a car

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2009 15:18:50

IF MY BODY WERE A CAR, THIS IS THE TIME I WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT TRADING IT IN FOR A NEWER MODEL!

I'VE GOT BUMPS AND DENTS AND SCRATCHES IN MY FINISH AND MY PAINT JOB IS GETTING A LITTLE DULL

BUT THATS NOT THE WORST OF IT.............

MY HEAD LIGHTS ARE OUT OF FOCUS AND ITS ESPECIALLY HARD TO SEE THINGS UP CLOSE

MY TRACTION IS NOT AS GRACEFUL AS IT ONCE WAS, I SLIP AND SLIDE AND SKID AND BUMP INTO THINGS EVEN IN THE BEST OF WEATHER,

MY WHITE WALLS ARE STAINED WITH VARICOSE VEINS,

IT TAKES ME HOURS TO REACH MY MAXIMUM SPEED,

MY FUEL RATE BURNS IN-EFFEICIENTLY

BUT HERE'S THE WORST OF IT....................

ALMOST EVERY TIME I SNEEZE, COUGH OR SPLUTTER.......EITHER MY RADIATOR LEAKS OR MY EXHAUST BACK FIRES.

DOESN'T STOP US FROM HAVING A LITTLE FUN THOUGH

Post 2 by Feathered Serpent (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Tuesday, 20-Oct-2009 21:01:49

nice.