Category: Joke Board
IF MY BODY WERE A CAR, THIS IS THE TIME I WOULD BE THINKING ABOUT TRADING IT IN FOR A NEWER MODEL!
I'VE GOT BUMPS AND DENTS AND SCRATCHES IN MY FINISH AND MY PAINT JOB IS GETTING A LITTLE DULL
BUT THATS NOT THE WORST OF IT.............
MY HEAD LIGHTS ARE OUT OF FOCUS AND ITS ESPECIALLY HARD TO SEE THINGS UP CLOSE
MY TRACTION IS NOT AS GRACEFUL AS IT ONCE WAS, I SLIP AND SLIDE AND SKID AND BUMP INTO THINGS EVEN IN THE BEST OF WEATHER,
MY WHITE WALLS ARE STAINED WITH VARICOSE VEINS,
IT TAKES ME HOURS TO REACH MY MAXIMUM SPEED,
MY FUEL RATE BURNS IN-EFFEICIENTLY
BUT HERE'S THE WORST OF IT....................
ALMOST EVERY TIME I SNEEZE, COUGH OR SPLUTTER.......EITHER MY RADIATOR LEAKS OR MY EXHAUST BACK FIRES.
DOESN'T STOP US FROM HAVING A LITTLE FUN THOUGH
nice.